NOT an article from 'The Onion' : Maverick idea: 'Top Gun' Bush action figure WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- A U.S. company that sells foot-tall "action figures" of President Bush has added a new "Top Gun" model sporting a fighter pilot's flight suit in time for Christmas. The new George W. Bush action figure comes with helmet and visor, goggles and oxygen tank. Phrases in the president's own voice, placed on the doll's sound chip, include, "Terrorism against our nation will not stand" and "Working to put food on your family." The dolls are assembled in China.