Oh yes, and merry nonsense to you too! Let us all show our true love for each other by buying really expensive presents. Let us halt our daily activities once a year in order to reflect on true human values and spend some real time and energy in consuming lots of unnecessary goods and wasting lots of money, whilst the rest of this world is rotting away in poverty!

And let us also not forget the thousands of accountants, working hard to bend the numbers in the right direction for this fiscal year! They are the true and unsung heroes of this world!

Christ will come again! (Sure this isn't a hidden threat?)