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oh... and on no account believe anything you read in the media about so called "raves", it is all complete rubbish.

SchNEWS warns all readers - always dance like nobody’s watching. Honest!

This is a classic example of deeply misinformed nonsense from the ever reliable Daily Mail, it is hilarious, and full of gems that Chris Morris would be proud of: "a resurgence in illegal rave parties, fuelled by confusion over the Government's reclassification of drugs and pocket money prices for substances."

- has there been a resurgence? probably not
- are they fuelled by confusion over drug reclassification? No - "ravers" are probably much clearer on the current classifications of all drugs than the folks at the daily mail are
- the phrase "pocket money prices for substances" is worthy of brass eye.

"Upstairs en-suite bedrooms have been turned into communal sleeping areas where at least eight punk squatters are living.

One squatter, sporting a huge green mohican haircut and nose piercings, said: 'All we were doing was having peace parties, man."

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