a leftist joke for all! Phil & Morgan, you'd love it!

Subject: Capitalism is Screwing The Working Class

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school.
Can I ask you a question?

Father: Sure son, what's the question?

Son: What is politics?

Father: Well, let's use our home as an example. I am
the wage earner, so let's call me capitalism. Your
mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll
call her the government. We take care of your needs,
so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid
theworking class and your baby brother we will call the
future. Do you understand?

Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see
what was wrong. Discovering the baby had soiled his diaper, the boy went
to his parents'room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to
the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, saw his father in
bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father
and maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.

The next morning:

Son: Dad, now I think I understand politics.

Father: That's great, son. Explain it to me in your own words.

Son: Well Dad, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the
government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and
the future is full of shit.